What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 02:57

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What is a good habit and what is bad one?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Can you tell me something about yourself?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.